BWL Originals

Turning Bad Times Into Cool Times

This original edition BWL, The Remote That Turns Bad Times Into Cool Times, made his name through the decades by finding scenes of bad times and general lameness - dazzling spectators with his MAGIC remote that automatically turned any bad time into a cool time. The Remote, as he is affectionately referred to, tends to be spotted in times of financial recession and worry which usually makes him a welcome addition. When he is not needed, which is almost never, he tends to his burgeoning career as a musician and professional shooter connoisseur.

This BWL Plays Only His Remote!

You may think it is impossible but The Remote has published a little less than 6 full length records using only his trusty MAGIC remote! World favorites include: Surf Into a Pink Lemonade / Electric Shooter (the heady double album - half surf lounge and half BBQ-psychedelia), My Favorite Smash Hits, and I'm the Remote for You <3. Recently, The Remote has abandoned his musical career in favor of his own reality program called Captain Cool Times. In the show, The Remote flies into emergency situations via jetpack or military helicopter to rescue plain folks in desperately bad times. The drama really heats up when Captain Cool Times is charged with the constant nurturing of converting bad times in families that have trouble letting the cool times roll. But no challenge is too big for Captain Cool Times!

More Than a BWL: A Purveyor of Cool

The Remote is many things to many people but most importantly, he is a purveyor of cool times. Recently, The Remote, Hitch and Baby Million Dollars formed a consulting organization dedicated to the spreading of cool times across the globe. Their list of clients is quite impressive including known heads of state, basketball players, scientologists, infants, shop keepers, choosy dames, boat owners, and other non-descript louis. 

Let The Cool Times Roll ... Sort Of ...
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Leave it to nature to ruin a perfectly cool time. What am I talking about? I'm talking about the arch nemesis of The Remote: The Remote That Turns Cool Times Into Bad Times!!! Oh lala! This anti-BWL was recently discovered on the dank dance floors of Paris last summer. He is wanted by the United Cool Times Front, a top secret organization of BWLs with super powers.

A Baby Remote? WTF??? OMG!!!
Could there be a Lil' Remote on the way? Spectators and paparazzi seem to think so! Rumor has it, The Remote is planning a high profile pregnancy. The only official details we have is the possible name for the baby: The Remote That Turns Cool Times Into Cooler Times. Is the world ready for such a future BWL??? Stick around and find out, stupid!!!

A Freshly Graduated BWL Needs You!
And we are all quite proud of him, The Remote, yes we are. Send him your appreciation and admiration today by enclosing a blank check made out to The Remote : PO Box 12345 Cool Times, Earth. 

Stay tuned for more BWL Love coming soon!